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December 02 2017
World Famous Kenton Club
2025 N Kilpatrick St
Portland, OR 97217

Last time we went to Portland Doug forgot to latch the back of the trailer.

If it wasn't for lady luck herself half of our equipment would've been strewn about I-5 somewhere around scenic Chehalis WA.

And by "lady luck" I mean the James Gang Rides Again album.

See, the inevitable let down of last few chords of The Bomber transferring into the uber-sappy Tend My Garden created a car-wide bum out scene that could only be remedied by a fresh pack of peanut M&Ms (and a can of Kodiak for Portolese, of course).

If we hadn't stopped at that very moment we would have shown up to Portland only to have a very REAL bummer on our hands.

Thanks, James Gang!

December 01 2017
Victory Lounge
433 Eastlake Ave E
Seattle, WA 98109

3 band bill, friends!

Like an old friend in a cashmere sweater handing you a fresh cup of coffee!

The trinity!

Everyone's favorite type of 'dog night'!

The amount of licks it takes an owl to reach the center of a rodent's thin, paper-like skull!

3 bands!

3!!

October 11 2017
The LoFi
429 Eastlake Ave
Seattle, WA 98109

We're on first so get there early! (Probably earlier than you think.)

Gonna be a friggin BEARDFEST up in here!!!

BRING YER BALM!!!!!

August 26 2017
Victory Lounge
433 Eastlake Ave E
Seattle, WA 98109

What we REALLY should be doing is finishing up this GD record we've been working on since oh... FOREVER.

But instead we're playing a show with good friends who also happen to play in excellent bands!

It's also Dry T Shirt Contest's record release show which should make for a pleasant Summer's Eve.

July 16 2017
Highline Bar
210 Broadway Ave E.
Seattle, WA 98102

Wow! One of those shows you woulda paid to see anyway!

Get tickets here

June 16 2017
Substation
645 NW 45th St
Seattle, WA 98107

Roni and Ben have been tattooing for 25 years!

Come celebrate with them and all of their fine friends!

Plus, it's free!

Gonna be special night. Attend with someone you love.

April 22 2017
Black Lodge
431 Eastlake Ave
Seattle, WA 98109

Last time I was at the Black Lodge I was leaning against the back wall watching a great band (can't even remember who... damn) when an unknown stranger took her place against the same wall and offered beer after beer with me from her 12 pack of Rainier.

It was too loud to talk so I would just mouth "thank you" to her and she just smiled back at me and continued to enjoy the show.

After it was over the place was pretty crowded so I didn't even get to properly thank her but that, my friends, is the Black Lodge in a nutshell.

Always an honor to get invited to play there. And we're playing with GREAT bands!

So you can knit that sweater later, grandma! Come out and watch these bands.

DO IT!

February 25 2017
Victory Lounge
433 EASTLAKE AVE E
Seattle, WA 98109

You can buy a ticket now for a measly 5 bucks, homes, and you should do it too!

I mean... sure, you can wait and see if that tinder date works out but then you'll pay $8 later.

But just fyi, that date is NOT gonna work out. You know it, I know it and, let's face it, even SHE knows it.

She has a drinking problem and you're a loose cannon.

Bad combo.

But since Glose is apparently Thee Band for Loose Cannons™ (thanks, Loose Cannon Monthly!!!), give yourself a break and come on home, friend.

Oh... and welcome home, Loose Cannon.

Feb. 25 belongs to you.

September 30 2016
Darrell's Tavern
18041 Aurora Ave N
Shoreline, WA 98133

Probably gonna be a ton of white belts and skinny jeans at this one. But since we're all such huge fans of Slimmy (née Slames Jacobs), we had to do it! Hipsters be damned!

But c'mon...

September 17 2016
Southgate Roller Rink
9646 17th ave sw
Seattle, WA 98106

How many times do you get to see live music at a roller skating rink?

"And now, open your eyes
and see what we have made is real
We are in Xanadu"

July 16 2016
Lucky Liquor
10325 E. Marginal Way S.
Tukwila, WA 98168

All-ages show, you ask?

Ci mi amigo.

It'll be so light you'll (finally) be able to count the rings around our eyes!

Starts at 4:30pm.

July 09 2016
The Highline
210 Broadway Ave E.
Seattle, WA 98102

Should be an awesome show.

The fact that we get to play with local yacht-rockers "Smooth Sailing" is a gift from the heavens indeed!

You keep standing there looking cute...

We'll bring the friggin Riunite.

May 05 2016
Sunset Tavern
5433 Ballard Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98107

Take Friday May 6th off, amigo.

You'll need the rest after coming down with the 'Hand Foot and Mouth Disease of Rock' from Thursday.

Hands'll be all tired from the constant clenched fists...feet'll be spent from the night's never-ending Electric Slide...

And your mouth?

Yeah, it'll be toast too as one's jaw can only hit the floor so many times in a night.

You've been warned.

March 22 2016
Funhouse
109 Eastlake Ave E
Seattle, WA 98109
November 05 2015
The Highline
210 Broadway Ave E.
Seattle, WA 98102
September 26 2015
The Know
2026 NE Alberta St
Portland, OR 97211
September 25 2015
Victory Lounge
433 EASTLAKE AVE E
Seattle, WA 98109
August 29 2015
Company Bar
9608 16th Ave SW
Seattle, WA 98106
May 02 2015
LoFi
429 Eastlake Ave.
Seattle, WA
With...

This show will finally make you realize that your world is gradually being taken over by dudes named 'Matt'!

I don't get it either.

But there are 2 types of people in this crazy ol' world: Those who love Matt Koroulis and those who have yet to meet him.

Come for no other reason than to buy the man a beer, eh?

And while you're at it, have a look at just SOME of the man's handiwork:
A link to the man's handiwork

Really bitchin bands too. It's a no-brainer.

April 11 2015
Elbo Room
647 Valencia St.
San Francisco, CA 94110

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UPDATE: Venue change and set time changes for Saturday night. Still gonna rule!

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We're extremely honored to be playing this one...

We play on Saturday night but, really, this is one for the ages!!

3 Days of rock, debauchery and pure bromance!!!

Brown acid for EVERYONE!!!!

LOOK AT THESE BANDS!!
Friday, April 10: American Steel, Oakland, ALL AGES

5:30 Bathysphere
6:15 CHINA - Los Angeles, CA
7:00 ALTO! - Portland, OR
7:45 Color TV
8:30 The Rutabega - South Bend, IN
9:15 ROLAND
10:00 Replicator
10:45 Kowloon Walled City

Saturday, April 11: Elbo Room, SF, 21+

1:00 Hex Horizontal - Los Angeles, CA
1:45 Cinder Cone - Los Angeles, CA
2:30 Happy Fangs
3:15 Freeway Park - Seattle, WA
4:00 Vulgar Trade
4:45 SEMINARS - Seattle, WA
5:30 The Bismarck - Seattle, WA
6:15 Cartographer
7:00 Glose - Seattle, WA
7:45 Survival Knife - Olympia, WA

Sunday, April 12: American Steel, Oakland, ALL AGES

3:00 Reptoid
3:45 Spider Heart
4:30 Bone And Bell - Portland, OR
5:15 The Loyalists
6:00 Porch
6:45 Chung Antique - Seattle, WA
7:30 Orandnot - Portland, OR
8:15 The Mass
9:00 Whatfunlifewas
9:45 Love Moon

April 10 2015
O'Malley's
6535 SE Foster Rd
Portland, WA 97206
With...

Birthdays...

Like great cheese, they always go better with beer and sweat.

Really though... extra special thanks to the person who keeps showing up smelling like coconut! Seriously!

December 06 2014
Victory Lounge
433 Eastlake Ave E
Seattle, WA 98109

Ahhhhh sweet, sweet Victory Lounge...

There are few places where one can simultaneously lounge while also experiencing one's own, personal victory.

December 6th?

YES, DECEMBER 6TH!!!

Let's have both, friends!

Let's have both.

May 16 2014
The Know
2026 NE Alberta St
Portland, OR 97211
December 13 2013
The Sunset Tavern
5433 Ballard Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98107

Come out and see this show.

Because Cougar.

November 12 2013
Highline
210 Broadway Ave E.
Seattle, WA 98102
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September 28 2013
The Mix
6006 12th Ave S‎
Seattle, WA 98108

Been a while.

Ever been sick for a bit and then smoke a cig?

...and halfway through you're like, "Jesus!!! Inhaling smoke is crazyl! Why do I do this?"

But you keep doing it anyway? And eventually learn to love it...again?

That's what you need to do, friend.

You need to come down to Georgetown and learn to love it.

Love it again.

September 07 2013
Victory Lounge
433 Eastlake Ave E
Seattle, WA 98109

Playing with The Bismarck is like playing with fire.

Fire, however, is less grumpy and jaded.

So if we have but one goal on this balmy September evening it will be this:

To serve as the figurative MAO Inhibitor in the collective brain of that which comprises The Bismarck.

If upon watching/listening to them take the stage you hear but even one remark which seems even remotely disagreeable then we have failed, friend.

Mark my words. We will fail.

But them tunes!

June 07 2013

ALL AGES!

This is Gaytheist's LP release show. Bring your leathers!

Also, the Blacklodge location is super secret, folks.

Super. Secret.

May 23 2013
Chop Suey
1325 E. Madison St.
Seattle, WA 98122
With...